sucketary

An individual that works for a Boss/owner....normally doing clerical work. Like answering phones,making appointments etc...but in this case a suckertary just blows off the boss and who ever cums in contact with the firm!

I need to hire a Sly sucketary,because my last one wasn't able to suck it up and do what is needed!

by B1gD1ckBandit77 April 3, 2020

Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020

Blue Secretary

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off

He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.

by cambronshinn February 7, 2010

secretary

an assistant to an executive.

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)

by daywalkz March 31, 2009

Suckstart

Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.

I think im going to suckstart my pistol.

by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009

US Secretary of Defense Parnas

The newest appointee in the administration of the 45th POTUS.

The newest US Secretary of Defense Parnas was tapped by Putin’s Bitch this morning when he told his good buddy Lev that he was sorry he acted like he didn’t know him and that Parnas was “up next” for this plum job where he can work directly with Vlady and all the other good buddies in Moscow and Ukraine.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Sham WH Press Secretary

The White House Press Corps’ nickname for the newest Trump WH mouthpiece, Stephanie Grisham, because she doesn’t actually “do” press conferences and she seriously overuses the word “sham.”

“These vile sham impeachment procedures fueled by rabid commie Democrats will eventually be exposed,” seethed the Sham WH Press Secretary in a recently issued written statement.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019