One of the smartest medical dramas to ever have aired, House, M.D. features the maverick, anti-social doctor Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) who specializes in infectious diseases and does whatever it takes to solve the puzzling cases that come his way.

A show that should rob this year's Emmys if not for its sheer quality then for Laurie's brilliant acting.
Dr. House - "Sorry. Up late. Internet porn."
Dr. Chase - "Why aren't you in your office?"
Dr. House - "There's a computer in my office. If I log on, romance will ensue. My wrist might fall off."

- Episode 18 "Babies & Bathwater" 4/19/05
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To steal; To appropriate; To confiscate without authority; To borrow or take without permission
"Hope you don't mind, we housed your RPG dice to play Cee-lo."

"That guy just totally housed your parking spot."

"Where's my sippin' tequila??"
"Oh, the ladies housed it for margaritas."
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probably one of the best medical dramas ever to hit television, features Hugh Laurie, who plays the anti-social, sarcastic, pain in the ass doctor, who specializes in recognizing infectious diseases. He and his team of doctors take on extremely hard cases, House usually ends being right about the disease at the end of the day.

This show is truly great and it murders Scrubs.
Dr. House: (in a southern accent) Come on in, brothers and sister! Welcome to the house of the Lord!
Dr. Cameron: House, come on, the chapel?
Dr. House: We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. Brother, can you testify as to why this poor child’s eyeball rolled back into his head?
Dr. Chase: It’s consistent with jimsonweed poisoning — ocular paralysis.
(a man sitting in the pew gets up and leaves)
Dr. Chase: (whispering) Sorry.
Dr. House: The wicked shall deceive ye, because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. His ocular muscle didn’t paralyze. It pirouetted.
Dr. Cameron: MS…
Dr. House: It is easier for a wise man to gain access to heaven…
Dr. Cameron: Can you stop that? Just say not MS!
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A fucking wooden or brick fucking place where you live eat and sleep in.
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Nothing more or less than the best TV show that ever was or ever will be. HOUSE FTW!!
House is the awesomest show ever. Never doubt it :)
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a building which functions as a home for human habitation, it usually consists of a ground floor and one or more upper storeys.
my house is too old and dusty, I want a new house to live in
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Swallow a pill dry, without taking a drink to wash it down.
I don’t have any water so I’ll have to “house” my meds.

She was in such a rush to take the medicine, she “housed” it.
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