sucketry 

The act of sucking really bad, l33t suckiness.

I do believe that "Glitter" reached a whole new level of sucketry.

sucketry by Ciarra August 3, 2005

Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.

My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery

Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

dick-suckery fa-sho

A supreme complement given to someone for a job well done.

That girl just gave the best Blow J I have every had! It was Dick-suckery fa-sho!

After a speedy pizza delivery, you write on the online survey that your service was, dick-suckery fa-sho!

dick-suckery fa-sho by MODhouse March 29, 2009

suckery 

When a situation is really bad and pretty much beyond your control. The state of something sucking.

I was in an accident today. That is pure suckery.

Following a strict diet and killing yourself at the gym 5 days a week for 5 weeks and not losing much weight. That is pure suckery.

suckery by akaggie August 18, 2006

sucketary 

An individual that works for a Boss/owner....normally doing clerical work. Like answering phones,making appointments etc...but in this case a suckertary just blows off the boss and who ever cums in contact with the firm!

I need to hire a Sly sucketary,because my last one wasn't able to suck it up and do what is needed!

sucketary by B1gD1ckBandit77 April 3, 2020

dick suckery

To engage in homosexual acts or non-homosexual acts that are seen to others as ridiculious.

Private Joe Snuffy wrecked his car while his buddy's head was in his lap. I personally have never seen a more obvious act of dick suckery in my life.

dick suckery by carp of the carps January 1, 2009

Malevolent Cock-Suckery 

The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.

"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."

Malevolent Cock-Suckery by Pantsplosion November 28, 2012