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sucketry 

The act of sucking really bad, l33t suckiness.
I do believe that "Glitter" reached a whole new level of sucketry.
sucketry by Ciarra August 3, 2005
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Dick suckery

A term used for being in a shitty situation that never ends.
My relationships are and endless cycle of dick suckery
Dick suckery by Jay and dog February 14, 2017

dick-suckery fa-sho

A supreme complement given to someone for a job well done.
That girl just gave the best Blow J I have every had! It was Dick-suckery fa-sho!

After a speedy pizza delivery, you write on the online survey that your service was, dick-suckery fa-sho!
dick-suckery fa-sho by MODhouse March 29, 2009
When a situation is really bad and pretty much beyond your control. The state of something sucking.
I was in an accident today. That is pure suckery.

Following a strict diet and killing yourself at the gym 5 days a week for 5 weeks and not losing much weight. That is pure suckery.

suckery by akaggie August 18, 2006

sucketary 

An individual that works for a Boss/owner....normally doing clerical work. Like answering phones,making appointments etc...but in this case a suckertary just blows off the boss and who ever cums in contact with the firm!
I need to hire a Sly sucketary,because my last one wasn't able to suck it up and do what is needed!
sucketary by B1gD1ckBandit77 April 3, 2020

dick suckery

To engage in homosexual acts or non-homosexual acts that are seen to others as ridiculious.
Private Joe Snuffy wrecked his car while his buddy's head was in his lap. I personally have never seen a more obvious act of dick suckery in my life.
dick suckery by carp of the carps January 1, 2009

Malevolent Cock-Suckery 

The act of being orally pleasured in a manner, or a place, or by a person that does not suit oral sex.
"Hey man why were you fired?"
"Aww, shit its because Brenda had some Malevolent Cock-Suckery going on and I jizzed in the coffee."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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