suckitary

a secritary who sucks at what they do and probably sucks off the boss to keep their job.

me: "did you get those faxes?"

client: "no i didn't"

me: "you'll have to excuse our suckitary sheri"

by griznowel December 30, 2007

Suckstart

Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.

I think im going to suckstart my pistol.

by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009

sucktard

Sucktard is a mixture of "He sucks" and "He's a retard." Usually used as an epithet.

"Dude, that guy is a sucktard"

by deez August 11, 2004

Suckity Suckity

Another term for a blow job.

-Where's my sister?
-Oh, she's in the bushes giving that dude suckity suckity.

by Definitionz April 30, 2009

Suckretary

a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.

Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

or

Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.

by Reign City December 13, 2007

suckertary

An assistant or secertary in a large company that give head to the person(s) whom she works for.

Hey man did u see the new Suckertary that was hired today?

by M.I.L.F. Hunter August 8, 2005

SUCKUTARY

A secretary who's job is to get under your desk at work and suck you off.

A good suckutary doen't need to be told when to get back to work.

by PimpDisco April 26, 2006