Definitions by cambronshinn

Sloppy Seconds 

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.

Sloppy Seconds by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

Bonus Chicken 

The part of the chicken patty on a chicken sandwich that sticks out past the bun.

Sam: My favorite part of a chicken sandwich is the bonus chicken.
Tim: Mine too.

Bonus Chicken by cambronshinn April 30, 2013

Swagbag 

When a person wheres an article of clothing that actually says the word swag on it. Anyone who does this is naturally a douchebag.

Laura: Hey Mindy. Did you see that swagbag come out of the bathroom?

Mindy: Yeah. Doesn't he know everyone is making fun of him.

Swagbag by cambronshinn April 7, 2013

Shittles 

When you eat Skittles out of an anus

One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.

Shittles by cambronshinn February 21, 2013

Assne 

Acne that you get on your ass.

Ted: I'm super stressed out about final exams, I got a wicked case of assne.

Stella: Gross.

Assne by cambronshinn January 2, 2012

ambidickstrous 

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath

Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry

Gar-lick Breath by cambronshinn December 1, 2010