cambronshinn's definitions

Bonus Chicken

The part of the chicken patty on a chicken sandwich that sticks out past the bun.

Sam: My favorite part of a chicken sandwich is the bonus chicken.
Tim: Mine too.

by cambronshinn April 30, 2013

Assne

Acne that you get on your ass.

Ted: I'm super stressed out about final exams, I got a wicked case of assne.

Stella: Gross.

by cambronshinn January 2, 2012

Shittles

When you eat Skittles out of an anus

One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.

by cambronshinn February 21, 2013

Hard Boiled Bitch

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.

I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.

by cambronshinn October 14, 2010

Sloppy Seconds

When you eat the loose sloppy joes that fell on your plate after eating the sandwich.

Those were some great sloppy joes. Time to eat up the sloppy seconds.

by cambronshinn November 17, 2013

ambidickstrous

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand

Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.

by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

Sweet 'n Sour Stupefaction

when you finger a vagina and don't wash your hands and then later in the day you get surprised when you lick your fingers

Tyler had a sweet 'n sour stupefaction when we went to dinner and ordered ribs.

by cambronshinn February 8, 2010