cambronshinn's definitions

Blue Secretary

when you are messing aroung with a chick and you go home right before you finish and she calls you and talks dirty so you can get off

He got a speeding ticket trying to get home to finish his blue secretary.

by cambronshinn February 7, 2010

Sweet 'n Sour Stupefaction

when you finger a vagina and don't wash your hands and then later in the day you get surprised when you lick your fingers

Tyler had a sweet 'n sour stupefaction when we went to dinner and ordered ribs.

by cambronshinn February 8, 2010

Gar-lick Breath

When a man eats lunch at Olive Garden and garlic from the breadsticks gets on his hands. After he gets home, he masturbates which makes his penis garlicky. Then he gets a blowjob and it makes the women get garlic breath

Man: Oh honey! You've got gar-lick breath
Women: Sorry

by cambronshinn December 1, 2010

Hard Boiled Bitch

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.

I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.

by cambronshinn October 14, 2010

Shittles

When you eat Skittles out of an anus

One time I did shittles but I have to do it again to really know how I feel about it.

by cambronshinn February 21, 2013

Swagbag

When a person wheres an article of clothing that actually says the word swag on it. Anyone who does this is naturally a douchebag.

Laura: Hey Mindy. Did you see that swagbag come out of the bathroom?

Mindy: Yeah. Doesn't he know everyone is making fun of him.

by cambronshinn April 7, 2013

Bonus Chicken

The part of the chicken patty on a chicken sandwich that sticks out past the bun.

Sam: My favorite part of a chicken sandwich is the bonus chicken.
Tim: Mine too.

by cambronshinn April 30, 2013