an assistant to an executive.
get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)
by daywalkz November 19, 2008
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A position filled by a female that has no other purpose except to perform specific duties for the boss or president of the company. ie: sucking, fucking, and bending over the table...
Boss: Sara, why don't you come into my office and file some papers for me.
Sara: Sure thing, I'll be right in...
by Renaissance Man June 11, 2005
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one who works in an office/school who gets all the dirty work dumped on him/her. usually female, in 50s most boring , worst job complete opposite of anyone's real ambition probably worse than janitor cause you have to deal with snot nosed kids like the ones from my school
Student: Mr.Smith(teacher), somebody beat me up (tracks blood down hall)
Mr.Smith: Oh, go to Barbara (school secretary)
Barbara: go to your teacher
Student: But he told me to go to you!
by Mimono December 01, 2010
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secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know
by silkster October 16, 2005
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Secretary, derived from the word "secret" meaning secret person, or in latent terms, "slave."
by Bob Loblaw12 February 02, 2010
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A woman hired to do administrative work in an office setting, this word is often used interchangeably with a personal assistant, who gets stuff for her boss. This woman is attractive due to her pretty face and tight pencil skirt.
I needed an extra boost today so I told my secretary to brew me a second cup of coffee.
by Patriarch in high society February 27, 2021
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Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.
Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?

Secretary: Yeah I did!
by BeanwebOz July 10, 2008
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