daywalkz's definitions

Guillermo

One of the coolest cats who ever lived. 1990 to 2008. and my best friend. rest in peace dude. You will be missed.

We adopted Guillermo from the cat shelter when he was just a baby.

by daywalkz March 13, 2009

secretary

an assistant to an executive.

get out of the dark ages theyre not called secretary anymore, theyre called ed 'assistants' now. and Lollypop or lollipop are the longest words you can type with your right hand. chew on that :)

by daywalkz March 31, 2009

Harriet

Any sexy Asian woman. Has to be sexy. Other wise she's not a "Harriet"

There are not too many sexy women I know named Harriet, but today I met a sexy Asian lady named Harriet, so therefore Harriet is now a sexian Asian woman

by daywalkz September 19, 2010

Hassan-Chop!

A Looney Tunes cartoon episode, starring Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck, in which they make a left turn at Albuquerque and end up in a Tale of Arabian Nights. They encounter a burly guard with a sword who protects the treasures and yells "Hassan Chop" while he tries to behead or slash anyone with theft thought

Secrets are disclosed in every tale, bugs bunny should have made the left turn at Albuquerque, now he has to save Daffy Duck from Mr. Hassan-Chop! the burly guard who protected a huge secret..

by daywalkz June 14, 2015

Baseball

Baseball is a bat-and-ball game played between two teams of nine players each who take turns batting and fielding. Baseball is considered to be an american invention but historical records suggest that games involving bats, balls, bases, and running around bases have been played in england (rounders) and also in asia, (cricket). Often considered a "cerebral" sport, those with short-attention spans do not appreciate the beauty of the game. Lacrosse enthusiasts are the biggest haters of baseball and it is because they are often failed baseball players.

James Earl Jones (aka voice of Darth Vader), from film, "Field of Dreams" Ray. People will come, Ray. They'll come to Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you look around", you'll say, "It's only $20 per person". They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it: for it is money they have and peace they lack. And they'll walk out to the bleachers; sit in shirtsleeves on a perfect afternoon. They'll find they have reserved seats somewhere along one of the baselines, where they sat when they were children and cheered their heroes. And they'll watch the game and it'll be as if they dipped themselves in magic waters. The memories will be so thick they'll have to brush them away from their faces. People will come Ray. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It has been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game: it's a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good and that could be again. Oh...people will come Ray. People will most definitely come.”

by daywalkz December 24, 2017

neigh-sayer

A hater- horse who does not impress easily and often rejects ideas and anything thought provoking.

Shapes and diagonals inverted exist in parallel universes. This was a notion proposed by a famous theoretical quantum equine physicist but his neigh-sayer (s) shot him down

by daywalkz June 21, 2015

aunt flo

when you about to screw your wife or girl and then she gets her period, DOH.

Sorry honey I know your dick is hard and my pussy wet but Aunt Flo is here now and we cant do that when she here

by daywalkz October 27, 2015