Secretary

secretary is not the longest word you can type with your left hand, stewardesses is. just wanted to let ya know

stewardesses = longer than secretary

by silkster October 17, 2005

Secretary

A woman hired to do administrative work in an office setting, this word is often used interchangeably with a personal assistant, who gets stuff for her boss. This woman is attractive due to her pretty face and tight pencil skirt.

I needed an extra boost today so I told my secretary to brew me a second cup of coffee.

by Patriarch in high society February 27, 2021

Secretary

Secretary, derived from the word "secret" meaning secret person, or in latent terms, "slave."

Do you have a secretary?

by Bob Loblaw12 February 02, 2010

Secretary

Secretary, also known as Secret-ary. A female employed to sharpen pencils but is not very good at keeping Secrets around the office.

Fat Sharon: Hey - I heard that you blew the boss at the christmas party... Is that true?

Secretary: Yeah I did!

by BeanwebOz July 11, 2008

Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.

"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"

by grench victe May 10, 2012

Secretary

The longest word one can type on a keyboard using only the left hand.

Try it!

Use your left hand only, and type
S E C R E T A R Y

by Shambler September 02, 2004

Secretary

When you forget something you did due to memory loss, or just because you forget things often, and you blame it on your secretary (that you don't really have) because you're trying to save face.

You see a charge on your bank statement and you call the company and yell at the phone operator and ask how they debited your account and they inform you that a debit could not have been made except by ME, and then you realize you were the one who debited your card but had forgotten so you tell the operator that it 'must've been debited by your secretary'

by Mindy M May 09, 2017