Suckstart

Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.

I think im going to suckstart my pistol.

by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009

sucktastic

Description of something that has achieved a new and ultimate level of sucking, such that there is almost something fantastic about it. Also see: craptacular, pukeriffic

Bobby: How did your school picture turn out?

Johnny: Sucktastic.

Bobby: That's 'cause you're an uggo.

by Bunifa Latifah Halifa Sharifah Jackson September 5, 2003

fuckstart

To produce energy in another person by forcefully inserting your penis into an available opening on someone's body.

If you don't get out of bed now I'ma go over there and fuckstart your skull!

by DeezNutz April 9, 2003

sucktard

Sucktard is a mixture of "He sucks" and "He's a retard." Usually used as an epithet.

"Dude, that guy is a sucktard"

by deez August 11, 2004

suckstache

Like a milk mustache, but with bodily fluids. The boy or girl can attain one of these.

Cassie: Aw, baby, that was amazing. Oh wait, you still have something on your lip.
Max: Oh, I have a suckstache?

by Levar B. August 19, 2006

Suck start a pistol

Clever way of telling someone you are going to blow your brains out.

That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard, makes me want to suck start a pistol.

by TickleBerries July 13, 2017

Round Two Suck Start

A (mostly) required action taken to jump into another round of intercourse. Think of a pool floaty that’s been thoroughly used over the course of a party; it needs to be blown again to make it nice and pumped up and stiff to enjoy some more.

Bro 1: “All of her friends found out I can last more than 1 round.”
Bro 2: “How did they figure that out? What’s your secret?”
Bro 1: “It’s not really a secret, she just gave me that Round Two Suck Start.”

by Jigglesack December 20, 2022