Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."
Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.
by Anonymous October 6, 2003
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normal house or apartment that some jackass trying to rent it out decided to spruce up by adding a meaningless but impressive-sounding adjective
by renter September 29, 2006
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One who wears suits, shiny shoes and carries a breifcase to work.
Dude 1:Dude 2, you look like an executive in that sunday suit.
Dude 2: Shut up.
by The Literate Chatter-box October 22, 2004
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high rollin' playa at some ill company
Bill Gates is tha executive of Microsoft
by mo April 6, 2003
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you are having anal sex with a girl, you withdrawl the penis, and start titty fucking her leaving a shit trail in the middle of her chest resembling a tie
by bob boes February 18, 2003
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Dropping a deuce in such spectacular form, as avoiding having to wipe at all.
I was running late this morning, but I was saved by "the executive".
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The act of carrying out a death sentence, typically due to a major infraction of the law. This is most commonly done by injection of a deadly substance. Certain countries have public executions, public events where people are welcome to watch the executions of felons. The term is also associated with the murder of hostages at the hands of terrorists.
Terrorist groups usually videotape the execution of their hostages
by UnfunnyBob July 24, 2016
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