Suckretary

a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.
Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

or

Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
by Reign City December 13, 2007
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Suckretary

A totally inept coworker who can't handle the basics functions of living much less an important job working with the public.
"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.
by She who must not be named ever September 03, 2010
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