suckertary

An assistant or secertary in a large company that give head to the person(s) whom she works for.

Hey man did u see the new Suckertary that was hired today?

by M.I.L.F. Hunter August 8, 2005

sackretary

The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.

I see the CEO got himself a new sackretary, the old one must not have been putting out enough.

by rick328i March 31, 2008

Suckretary

a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.

Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

or

Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.

by Reign City December 13, 2007

suckitary

a secritary who sucks at what they do and probably sucks off the boss to keep their job.

me: "did you get those faxes?"

client: "no i didn't"

me: "you'll have to excuse our suckitary sheri"

by griznowel December 30, 2007

Suckerfart

A person able to suck air into their bum and releasing it.

Can also be done with talcum powder.

Chris did a massive suckerfart which knocked everyone out dead.

by Jogn boy February 26, 2011

SUCKUTARY

A secretary who's job is to get under your desk at work and suck you off.

A good suckutary doen't need to be told when to get back to work.

by PimpDisco April 26, 2006

SuckerTrumped

Suckertrumped is when youve been conned into joining a political Anti - American, Anti-Democracy, Anti-Consititution militarized cult intent on overthrowing Americas democracy to install a traitor as fascist dictator.

So sorry about your friend who believed that pathological liar, the guy known as Americas BIGLIEST loser and sucker. Now
his mind is no longer his own. He has been SUCKERTRUMPED!

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 4, 2021