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sackretary 

The male counterpart to the common, whorish secretary. Categorized by his willingness to teabag with the testicles of his male boss. Can also be used for a male employee who figuratively and possibly litteraly sucks up to his male boss.
I see the CEO got himself a new sackretary, the old one must not have been putting out enough.
sackretary by rick328i March 31, 2008

Suckretary

a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.
Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

or

Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.
Suckretary by Reign City December 13, 2007
a secritary who sucks at what they do and probably sucks off the boss to keep their job.
me: "did you get those faxes?"

client: "no i didn't"

me: "you'll have to excuse our suckitary sheri"
suckitary by griznowel December 30, 2007

Suckerfart 

A person able to suck air into their bum and releasing it.

Can also be done with talcum powder.
Chris did a massive suckerfart which knocked everyone out dead.
Suckerfart by Jogn boy February 26, 2011

SUCKUTARY 

A secretary who's job is to get under your desk at work and suck you off.
A good suckutary doen't need to be told when to get back to work.
SUCKUTARY by PimpDisco April 26, 2006

SuckerTrumped 

Suckertrumped is when youve been conned into joining a political Anti - American, Anti-Democracy, Anti-Consititution militarized cult intent on overthrowing Americas democracy to install a traitor as fascist dictator.
So sorry about your friend who believed that pathological liar, the guy known as Americas BIGLIEST loser and sucker. Now
his mind is no longer his own. He has been SUCKERTRUMPED!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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