shlmedium

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

by Burkblue April 6, 2015

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

shmedium

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.

what size is that, a shmedium?!

by Philly Flood July 9, 2006

schlmedium

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong

Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!

by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

smedium

Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.

Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?

by Shem B August 17, 2006

Shledium

When its not quite a shlong

I would'nt say it was a shlong... more of a shledium.

by SPark12 February 24, 2005