smedium 

Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.

Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?

smedium by Shem B August 17, 2006

smedium 

The size of a shirt when it is too small for the person wearing it.

Did you see Denny today?

No why?

Homeboy's rockin his favorite smedium Tee again

smedium by cynicali January 1, 2008

Smedium 

Between small and medium, can be used for more than just shirt sizes.

There are about 60 employees, so the company is smedium.

Smedium by Smedium Advocate February 8, 2022

smedium 

Any size of clothing that appears to be way too tight and is contoured or form fitting to the body.

That douchebag must have went shopping in the smedium collar popped section.

Thank god that girl got a smedium top or we would never be able to see her muffin top.

Are those meggings or are they just a smedium pair of jeans?

smedium by bigredsfod December 18, 2010

Smedium 

Mostly t-shirts worn by douch-nozzle tools that are way to small to appear bigger when in fact makes them look gayer!!

Bob had to go get a new Smedium tee for himself ,for he spilled part of his delish pb and j on his favorite one!! day ruined!!

Smedium by laughing skull July 10, 2009

smedium 

Between a small and medium size. Can be used to talk about many things, including, but not limited to: condoms, shirts, pants, shoes, breasts, etc.

That kid acts all big in the pants, but his girl told me last night he wears smedium Trojans.

smedium by EvilTaco September 27, 2010

Smedium 

Small Medium; usally worn by hipsters & emo kids who's parents didn't hug them enough growing up.

1.)- Look at that guy wearing skinny jeans and a smedium purple v-neck.
- I bet he is on his way to see Twilight.
2.)- Is that guy wearing a smedium sweater vest?
- BRB I'm going to ask him if it comes in hetero.
- Be careful, you might get blood on your shoes after he slits his wrist.

Smedium by MikeRed November 24, 2009