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shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort
Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong
shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015
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schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb
Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.
schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019

Schmedium 

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.
Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.
Schmedium by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

shmedium 

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.
what size is that, a shmedium?!
shmedium by Philly Flood July 9, 2006

shmeetum 

An absolute Latin prodigy. He will learn any word in 1 repetition or less. He is a master of everything academic related. He doesn’t even need to try to become top of his class because all the others are below him.
Dude look Shmeetum is walking down the hall. I hope he will acknowledge me.
shmeetum by GO_SHMEETUM July 2, 2019
Refering to the size of an article of clothing (usually a man's shirt) where the article is clearly bought one size too small as to display one's musclularity. Usually worn but not limited to bars, clubs, or social gathering where high numbers of attractive females tend to congregate. Commonly mistakn for a shirt you stole from your 12 yr.old brother.
Hey guys, are we all gonna wear our smediums downtown tonight?
smedium by Shem B August 17, 2006
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