mutjo

A mutual masturbation session between multiple straight guys who aren't homosexual.
**You have join #apu - Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers
<Chris> Who down to mutjo
<Rash> ofc, str8 only. I aint no fag.
<SATS> No doubt.
by JohnnyFleekins February 06, 2016
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tardback

a slang term for a person with a physical disability. They are usually confined to a wheel chair or require the use of crutches.
mockturtle has spina-bifida and is a tardback
by JohnnyFleekins January 06, 2010
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chicken gravy

The liquid'ish substance that forms between the cheeks of your buttox after sitting for an extended period of time after not fully wiping after a bowel movement. It is usualy light in color (resembling chicken gravy) and has a putrid stench
Man, my ass hurts, I got a bad case of chicken gravy.
by JohnnyFleekins August 10, 2006
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crucial topping

James: I need a crucial topping!
by JohnnyFleekins August 31, 2005
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Babe

Or B.A.B.E.

Stand for Baby Ass Baby Elephant

Refering a large female
by JohnnyFleekins September 20, 2005
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APu

An Internet Relay Chat (IRC) Channel on irc.slashnet.org. The acronym stands for Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers, which are the main users of the channel.
APu has a mix of every race, even 1 closet homosexual, a blind guy, a real flaming homosexual and even a amputee!
by JohnnyFleekins August 11, 2006
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Facebook Sponge

A person who has a Facebook account but rarely ever posts anything about themselves, but is constantly tagged in photos, makes comments, likes posts, has tons of wall posts from friends, thus showing they use the site on the regular basis, but simply read others posts to see what is going on in others lives only to say to you face to face "Oh yeah, I saw that on your Facebook"
Shannon: I can't stand Amy. she has a Facebook but never post anything about herself on Facebook, but when I see her she says "Oh yeah I saw that on Facebook"

Mike: Yeah she is a Facebook Sponge
by JohnnyFleekins July 27, 2010
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