Definitions by Burkblue

excessive clocking 

To keep looking at the clock in nervous situations.

Daquan has been known for excessive Clocking when his skank ass bitch ass hoe Laquifa be fighting with him.

Laquifa:
"Who's Jenelle?!?
Daquan:
*excessive clocking*
Laquifa:
"I'm takin yo son and movin out bitch"
Daquan:
"What son?"

excessive clocking by Burkblue April 16, 2015

shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015

pratfall 

To helplessly fall on your ass in front of your hoe

That pimp dequan is so pratfall in front of his how.

pratfall by Burkblue January 16, 2015