A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.
Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.
by JohnnyFleekins September 13, 2005
When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing
Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.
by Ohyeahr February 18, 2018
Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.
Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.
by Carnage517 March 26, 2008
A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.
This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!
by Caroline Cardine August 14, 2008
A particular type of woman that exemplifies a smaller/medium sized frame, that portrays the qualities of pure excellence, beauty beyond belief, breasts that are luscious and delicious often described as "just a hand-full"
Lydia's and Natalie's; schmedium, schmedium, schmedium; "damn that 'schmedium' looks good"
by Schmediums October 24, 2010
When the size of a man's penis is between small and medium.
My penis isn't small or medium, it's Schmedium.
by Clevermonkey August 7, 2018
A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large
Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium
by benzino909 March 24, 2010