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A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.
Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.
by JohnnyFleekins September 13, 2005
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A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large
Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium
by benzino909 March 24, 2010
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a size inbetween small and medium.
look at that sissy lookin ass wearing a schmedium.
wow, that guy in the pink schmedium shirt looks like a wuss.
by kungfuzombie June 24, 2011
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Any item of clothing that is to small for the individual to wear.
Llyod loves wearing that schmedium jacket that looks like a halter top on him.
by Carnage517 March 26, 2008
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When your body is clearly one size bigger than shirt or pants you are wearing
Steve was wearing his schmedium LB shirt again .... it’s time for a 3x.
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by Ohyeahr February 18, 2018
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A guy who thrives off of wearing a t-shirt that is just a tad too small with great pride. This shirt is often displaying "Affliction" these days and his hair is styled in a faux-hawk. He is also is often 32 trying desperately to look 23.
This place is packed with schmediums who care more about their hair care than I do!
by Caroline Cardine August 13, 2008
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