Not just a general term for the male genitalia, but one that describes a penis with substantial length and girth.
by Aw yeah October 15, 2003
a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.
mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love
by monet is that bitch June 29, 2020
by Bob Hingram November 12, 2003
Misspelling of the world "schlong," or penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.
Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.
by anonymous January 3, 2004
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by Jotaku December 22, 2004