Schemedium 

When you're not petite enough but you're not large enough, you're schemedium.

Your jailhouse jumpsuit isn't large or medium, it's schemedium.

Schemedium by Cute chik May 22, 2018

shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015

schmeedium 

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

schmeedium by Riiiles June 8, 2019

Schmedium 

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

Schmedium by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

shmedium 

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.

what size is that, a shmedium?!

shmedium by Philly Flood July 9, 2006

schlmedium 

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong

Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!

schlmedium by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

schledium 

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

schledium by John September 5, 2003