schlmedium

an average penis, not quite qualified to be referred to as a schlong

Glenn only has a schlmedium, but Jason has a full-blown schlong!

by j-money$$$ February 23, 2009

shlmedium

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

by Burkblue April 6, 2015

schmeedium

A person who is annoying you or referring to yourself doing something dumb

Man I’m such a schmeedium or “Wow did you hear how loud that guys mustang was... what a schmeedium”.

by Riiiles June 8, 2019

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

shmedium

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.

what size is that, a shmedium?!

by Philly Flood July 9, 2006

schledium

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

by John September 5, 2003

Shledium

When its not quite a shlong

I would'nt say it was a shlong... more of a shledium.

by SPark12 February 24, 2005