1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.
"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"
"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."
"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."
"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."
by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 28, 2008
by Boreal Badger July 11, 2008
Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...
Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o
Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o
by pappymandudeguy June 12, 2011
by big anna December 29, 2009
A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.
by Buddy J June 14, 2003
by Brian aka Paul Wall baby June 22, 2005
When you shit in your basket ball shorts during practice and get a raw anus because you did not want to leave practice and let people know you got shlorts
by wyatt culbertson October 04, 2020