Shlort 

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

Shlort by Buddy J June 14, 2003

shlort 

1. The direct opposite of a shlong.
2. A tiny wiener.
3. The male reproductive organ so small it can't even be called a penis.
4. The Muggsy Bogues of penises; the smallest of its peers.

"All the ladies that have been with him say that Justin was a let down because of his shlort."

"Uh-oh! Here comes that Boston kid with the shlort! Let's all point at him and laugh because he doesnt realize he sucks!"

"It only makes sense that since he's so teeny that he would have a shlort."

"All the girls find J-Dub's shlort cute...cute like you would find in a helpless puppy you would feel sorry for."

"A man with a shlong is hung like a horse and a man with a shlort is hung like the jockey."

shlort by G-Teezy and Mezagersh February 27, 2008

shlort 

A remarkably short schlong; the oppsite of a shlong.

"That's not a schlong," she laughed. "That's a shlort!"

shlort by Boreal Badger August 2, 2008

shlort 

An undersized penis that is 3 inches or less

Girl1:I had sex with my boyfriend choncho last night...

Girl2:how big was his shlong ;D
Girl1: he has a shlort...
Girl2:O_o

shlort by pappymandudeguy December 9, 2011

shlort 

Term that refers to the penis of a small person or midget. The antonym of a shlong.

How do you know he doesn't have a shlong?

Look at him, he's a midget! He's gotta have a shlort!

shlort by big anna December 29, 2009

Shlort 

Short weiner. Total opposite of shlong

John boy has a shlort in his pantalones

Shlort by Brian aka Paul Wall baby July 1, 2005

Shlort 

Used in the same context as a shlong, but if the shlong is not long, but short, you say shlort!

Moe said to Joe as he looked in Joe’s bathroom stall, “Woahh u gotta shlort!”

Shlort by Pubo May 5, 2018