Shledium 

When its not quite a shlong

I would'nt say it was a shlong... more of a shledium.

Shledium by SPark12 February 24, 2005

shlmedium 

When ones dick is in between a shlong and a shlort

Vans dick is a shlmedium, it is in between a shlort and a shlong

shlmedium by Burkblue April 6, 2015

shmedium 

1. an irregular size between small and medium.

2. a adjective referring to clothes that are too small.

what size is that, a shmedium?!

shmedium by Philly Flood July 9, 2006

schledium 

An average sized penis

He claimed he had a schlong but it was just a schledium

schledium by John September 5, 2003

Shmedium 

–noun
1. any size Medium shirt (especially a T Shirt) worn by a man whose body-size would usually require a size Large shirt for comfort, worn for the accentuating affect it gives to musculature of the torso and arms; The resulting effect is similar to that of a medium-sized person wearing a size Small shirt.

2. a nickname for a man wearing such a shirt

Jeremy - "Rob, come on up here!"
Rob - "What size shirt you got on?"
Jeremy - "Fuck you."
Rob - "The price you pay when you rock a shmedium in this place."
-Season 3 Episode 8 of 'Rob Dyrdek's Fantasy Factory'

Shmedium by MuseeRouge December 19, 2010

Shmedium 

An extremely tight, emo or hipster t-shirt. It is irrelevant what size, but mediums and smalls are more likely

Im so emo my shmediums are makin it hard to breath

Shmedium by skerch wickit September 1, 2009

Medium Shlenium 

a word for saying you have a medium size pp

John: That's a pretty medium shlenium.

Jahrool: Yeah I'm proud of it.

Medium Shlenium by zoomingastro March 12, 2020