shism 

Any unrelated or contrived word used to replace another word of more vulgar value.

Examples of Shisms
"What the french, toast?"
"Fug it..."

shism by DW88 November 19, 2007

Seismic Aqueous Waveform

An abnormally massive wave.
{On November 26, 2019 off the coast of Oregon (United States), 11 different satellite instruments designed to measure wave height, wave length and the direction of ocean swell systems, relayed real time and pattern delayed SAR and altimeter data providing conclusive evidence of the first ever observation of a Seismic Aqueous Waveform (S.A.W.). In the early 1800's, Sir James Clark Ross and British Naval Officer Count Fluervo of Korkyville presented an original postulate for Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.) suggesting that chaotic and abnormal deep sea land masses (what we now refer to as tectonic plates) were capable of colliding and dispersing an exponential quantity of kinetic energy resulting in oceanic swells up to 1950 feet high (conditions unknown at the time proximate to the mathematical equivalent/scale estimated during the Paleozoic Pangea fracturing events, circa 350 million years BC). The magnitude, span, volume and force of a S.A.W. is much greater than a Tsunami, hence a S.A.W. is also commonly referred to as a 'Supernami.'}

1. In 2019, a Seismic Aqueous Waveform was detected about 100 miles west of the California/Oregon coastline.

2. {Water cooler discussion begins} "Did you see the size of that Tsunami that nearly hit the California beaches this week?" {Conversational partner replies} "My friend, that was not a Tsunami, it was a S.A.W,, also known as a Supernami."

3. Sir James Clark Ross and Count Fleurvo of Korkyville were finally recognized for their research and position on Seismic Aqueous Waveforms (S.A.W.).

Seismic Aqueous Waveform by Charitable Disguise December 19, 2019

Ego-Seismic 

Thinking that earthquakes revolve around you.
From Rhett & Link's Good Mythical Morning.

Link: 'I will gladly accept being a Ego-Seismic, wherever I go earthquakes flee!'

Ego-Seismic by H3NR7 June 12, 2012

shimaidon Futago

shimaidon is genre in which someone is able to get their way with two sisters. Futago means literally twins, Shimadidon futago it's Shimaidon with exclusive twins

Step-sister is bland, the real thing is shimaidon Futago. Two piece of meat from the cow

shimaidon Futago by Goliathz February 10, 2021

Shimatta  

A light expletive, means "Oh, no!" or "damn!" in Japanese

Shimatta I'm gonna be fired for this!

Shimatta by HyunJoon August 6, 2008

yoroshiku onegai shimasu 

Basically, this is said as an entry-level phrase to someone you have a favorable impression with, or if you are a very 'traditional' person. Another situation you would use this, is if you were being convinced to accept someone's hospitality. I am unfamiliar with the direct transliteration, but if you wash the grammar properly it comes out to be 'Please treat me kindly' or 'Please take care of me' or 'I am in your care, kindly' something to that effect. As you can see, this phrase is a trade of trust, where you 'ask' for trust, and 'give' trust by 'placing' yourself in someone's care.

Source? My frequent visits to Japan, and familiarity with its culture.

'Yoroshiku onegai shimasu, senpai.'

- Here, an underclassman at school or work who might have previously met this person they refer to as 'senpai' (or senior, upperclassman) Implores them to continue their goodwill now, and in the future. The meeting may be in front of the senior's friends, so the person wants to be respectful so their senior doesn't lose face.

yoroshiku onegai shimasu by Taketo November 26, 2013

Ego-Seismic 

the belief and/or personality that wherever you are or live is immune to earthquakes simply because you are present there

Link has an ego-seismic personality and thinks that the only reason North Carolina never had an earthquake when he was there simply because he was present.

Ego-Seismic by GiantPandaKing December 13, 2012