shidmarks
Defecation that leaves behind skidmarks on the circumference of the toilet bowl
Shit+skidmarks= shidmarks
Shit+skidmarks= shidmarks
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skidmark grand slam
skidmark grand slam by LobsterSausage February 28, 2011
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A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE
A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
A HUMAN SKIDMARK ON THE UNDERWEAR OF LIFE by weave January 28, 2007
Trailerpark Skidmark
The Trailerpark Skidmark is a visible mark worn(usually about the neck)by a male or a female to ward off unwanted suitors of the opposite sex (much like the wearing of a ring in more popular cultures). The Trailerpark Skidmark is not your usual hickey by any means. This mark is worn and displayed proudly by the wearer, bragged upon by the issuer, and admired by others in their culture. True love in this cultere is observed when both parties in the relationship are wearing the coveted TrailerPark Skidmark.
You will find this culture displayed mainly in the great white ghettos of america(trailerparks, hence the name).
Approach those wearing the Trailerpark Skidmark with caution. The wearer usually:
1. Is drunk
2. On meth
3. Just got fired from their midnight shift at the local Huddle House
4. Stressed out because their period is late and not sure who the father could be
5. Upset because their Mustang GT or Iroc Z-28 just broke down...again
6. Is "good and fired up" because their baby sister just got knocked up by a black guy
7. Just got into a fist fight with their dad
8. Is the model for White Trash in American Society
9. Is a highschool drop out
10. And finally...JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
You will find this culture displayed mainly in the great white ghettos of america(trailerparks, hence the name).
Approach those wearing the Trailerpark Skidmark with caution. The wearer usually:
1. Is drunk
2. On meth
3. Just got fired from their midnight shift at the local Huddle House
4. Stressed out because their period is late and not sure who the father could be
5. Upset because their Mustang GT or Iroc Z-28 just broke down...again
6. Is "good and fired up" because their baby sister just got knocked up by a black guy
7. Just got into a fist fight with their dad
8. Is the model for White Trash in American Society
9. Is a highschool drop out
10. And finally...JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
1. "Damn Jimbo...look at the shitter on that critter! I wonder if she's got a man?"
"You know she does JD, check out that Trailerpark Skidmark."
"You know she does JD, check out that Trailerpark Skidmark."
Trailerpark Skidmark by The Original Mr. Collins March 6, 2008
carbon skidmark
1. The impact of carbon dioxide emissions, from an individual or a group, on air pollution and global warming.
2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.
2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.
Example #1: Jon got a brand new Escalade but that thing leaves a huge carbon skidmark.
Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.
Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.
carbon skidmark by flying wagman August 2, 2009
skidmark
TV advertisers started with logo bugs, moved on to pharts and then graduated to skidmarks. Next, they'll move the program down to one corner of the screen and run continual ads over the remaining 90%.
skidmark by Two Hep Cats December 9, 2012
Skidmarks
Skidmarks are brown streaks left on the porcelain bowl of a toilet when someone takes a big firm dump that rubs the porcelain bowl swirling around until it orients itself for exit down the pipes.
Skidmarks by JackMeough November 19, 2012
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!