She's presently present, so I'll present my present.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
by Shiny Things Are Shiny February 19, 2013
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
by Glitter of Gary September 05, 2017
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by ivestarted December 25, 2015
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by jon cheeks May 26, 2005
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1)A great surprise someone would really like... if you had enough money.
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
2)Not the past, or future, but NOW...wait...NOW...NOW.NOWWW....AGHH
3)To show something boring, like a power-point on how boring things are
1)Tommy got me a tiny present, so that's why I got him a worm.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
2)In the present, I am sad.
3)"May I present my diorama?" suck-up Sally asked.
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