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A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
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When you meet with someone without anyone knowing except you and the person.
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The act of one Presenting oneself for sexual gratification in all your glory.
She presented herself to me, for which I gladly received her body.
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Something you give without any type of obligation.
I am going to give a present to her.
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both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.
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