fired

denied, forbidden, being slapped down by someone greater than you after making a stupid comment.

Person: I don't mean to sound queer or nothin', but I wanna make babies with Duran Duran.

Person 2: Dude... You are so fired.

by AngryWhiteMale May 30, 2003

fired

To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.

My girl fired me after she caught me with her sister!
I had to fire my girl when I found out she was a man.

by D0c March 12, 2006

fired

Term used to confirm that a sexually transmitted disease has been contracted.

Dude 1: Yo, guess who I banged last night.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: Stacey.
Dude 2: Don't tell me you mean blonde Stacy that got's the monster (aids)?
Dude 1: WHAT?!!?
Dude 2: Your fired.

by B JizZle September 24, 2006

fired

Fucking tired

Im so fired!

by Somebody June 02, 2004

fired

Adjective= A term signifying someone looks unkempt (i.e. unshaved, unshowered, smelly). Means someone looks as if they have been fired from their job for weeks and therefore gave up on hygeine.

(Tony stands at host stand)
David: Dude, you're fired.
Tony: Your face looks fired.
Erika: Damn dude...

by curt f September 28, 2006

fired

used in a sentence to replace a curse word

fired! i should have known that.

she is such a fired person.

by Chase Hammer October 18, 2005

Fire fire

Extremely high grade cannabis. When comparing or analysing cannabis, this term is used to accentuate the superior quality of a paticular product.

(two people comparing each others weed)
person 1: "here, check out this bombin"
person 2: "yeah you got that fire... but I got that FIRE fire"

by pbroots March 15, 2011