British slang for an annoying, stupid and/or bitchy woman. Sounds funniest when spoken in a Glasgwegian accent.

The word 'cow' is also a moderately offensive insult in the United Kingdom towards a woman who is supremely unpleasant.

1. A domesticted hooved animal that can be used for meat, leather, milk and miscelanous byproducts.

2. A person with a gigantic ass.

3. The ultimate proof of the axiom "You are what you eat".

Some girl who is being a total bitch, particularyly offensive as it is basically calling them fat, and we know they dont like that.

A derogatory term used by vampires in White Wolf's table top RPG, the World of Darkness, to describe a human or humans.

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.