cow

British slang for an annoying, stupid and/or bitchy woman. Sounds funniest when spoken in a Glasgwegian accent.

Och, gonnae just shut it, ya cow!

by CowMcCowie October 2, 2007

cow

The word 'cow' is also a moderately offensive insult in the United Kingdom towards a woman who is supremely unpleasant.

"You fat cow!"

by Tequila May 22, 2004

cow

1. A domesticted hooved animal that can be used for meat, leather, milk and miscelanous byproducts.

2. A person with a gigantic ass.

3. The ultimate proof of the axiom "You are what you eat".

Get that cow meat out of your mouth now you freakin' cow!

by Crushyiffdestroy November 7, 2004

cow

Some girl who is being a total bitch, particularyly offensive as it is basically calling them fat, and we know they dont like that.

"You fucking cow"
"Fuck off you cow"
"You cow!"

by Prick #1 January 6, 2005

cow

There is no cow level!

Idiot1: "Dood! I was playing Diablo 2 yesterday, and I got to the cow level!"
Idiot2: "Wtf, dude. There is no cow level!"

by cantCatchMeh September 10, 2008

cow

A wise creature that understands the three tenants for enlightenment: (1) know the moo; (2) feel the moo; (3) be the moo.

Guy: You're a cow.

Girl: Thanks. I know.

by Ereck Flowers November 8, 2018

cow

1. An animal used for meat and for milk. Domesticated. Sadly, this animal has had a rather bloody history, and not even their babies are safe from being turned into food; the little ones become an evil food known as veal.

2. A term for a nasty, stupid, and/or promiscuous person (usually female), despite that cows are cute and relatively intelligent animals.

I'd call Ann Coulter an ignorant cow, but that would be insulting to the cow; cows (and dogs) are too cute and too smart to be seen as horrible; she's a fly.

by Lorelili February 24, 2006