shasm

A mixture of blood, semen, mucus and stool; which is the material "feltched" out of anothers anus/rectum.

Roderick was quite sated by the bellyful of shasm he feltched from the fetching Germaine.

by Dick Jablome April 9, 2008

shasm

When a man jacks off while taking a shit.
"Shit" + "Orgasm" = "Shasm"

Fred is so disgusting; last night he shasmed in my bathroom. (Used as a verb.)

by Mad Madame Mim December 24, 2007

shasm

Having an orgasm during a shit fit.

Her pent-up anger at his insolence finally completed itself in a perfect shasm.

by Cardinal Coolshoes March 10, 2009

Shagmas

Shagmas is the UK term used for Christmas, eg. Merry Shagmas; Happy Shagmas Eve!

I had such a good Shagmas!
Bro, did you hear what they call Christmas in the uk? Shagmas!

by Beaugirl322 December 24, 2021

Shagmas

A term for Christmas that is used in some parts of the UK. Comes from the word "shag", which means "present".

- How was your Shagmas?
- Shitty, didn't get many shags.

by nikola151 December 26, 2021

Shadmin

When basic admin is carried out in a shitty way

"My landlord hasn't returned my deposit and I moved out 2 months ago" "Dude, that is shadmin for sure"
"You didn't tell people where your birthday party was going to be and now everyone is confused af" "Oh boy, apologies for my shadmin"

by monom June 16, 2020

Shaimun

a person who eats a lot of food but never gains any weight

"Shaimun you want pizza?"
"Hell ya!"

by DaughterofVenus March 14, 2017