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When a man jacks off while taking a shit.
"Shit" + "Orgasm" = "Shasm"
Fred is so disgusting; last night he shasmed in my bathroom. (Used as a verb.)
shasm by Mad Madame Mim December 24, 2007
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Having an orgasm during a shit fit.
Her pent-up anger at his insolence finally completed itself in a perfect shasm.
shasm by Cardinal Coolshoes March 10, 2009
Shagmas is the UK term used for Christmas, eg. Merry Shagmas; Happy Shagmas Eve!
I had such a good Shagmas!
Bro, did you hear what they call Christmas in the uk? Shagmas!
Shagmas by Beaugirl322 December 24, 2021
A term for Christmas that is used in some parts of the UK. Comes from the word "shag", which means "present".
- How was your Shagmas?
- Shitty, didn't get many shags.
Shagmas by nikola151 December 26, 2021
When basic admin is carried out in a shitty way
"My landlord hasn't returned my deposit and I moved out 2 months ago" "Dude, that is shadmin for sure"
"You didn't tell people where your birthday party was going to be and now everyone is confused af" "Oh boy, apologies for my shadmin"
Shadmin by monom June 16, 2020
a person who eats a lot of food but never gains any weight
"Shaimun you want pizza?"
"Hell ya!"
Shaimun by DaughterofVenus March 14, 2017
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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