shconk

To grab or squeeze firmly on something.

I just shconked those horse nuts!
Don’t shconk her boobies!

by Chloee shconk May 26, 2022

Shronkle

Usually used as an insult; to be annoying or a jerk

Omg he's such a shronkle, i can't do it anymore

by theleastshronklest May 29, 2019

Shronk

Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.

*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT

by The High Priest of Shronkism June 29, 2018

SHRONK

SHRONK is a mutated version of Shrek and Mike Wazowski. You can use this word in place of any other word of your choice. And sometimes you can just scream it out for no reason, depends on how you're feeling.

What the SHRONK did you just say to me?

You better chill before I SHRONK you up.

by Tracey:) February 4, 2017

Shronk

Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.

“Are you ready to pray to shronk?” “Yes, bröther.”

by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018

Shronk

God

Shronk is god

by Suck my lemons March 9, 2020

shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

by jeru411 October 12, 2005