Definitions by jeru411
browner pastures
browner pastures by jeru411 July 28, 2015
B.F.T.D.S.
Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
B.F.T.D.S. by jeru411 May 28, 2013
let the dogs out
To party with no inhibitions; i.e. unleash the beast. The phrase was originally made popular by the worst song of all time, "who let the dogs out?", but now is used mockingly.
let the dogs out by jeru411 October 8, 2011
Cinco de Marcho
A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.
Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
Cinco de Marcho by jeru411 March 3, 2010
Share the welf
Short for Share the Welf(are).
Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.
Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.
Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.
Share the welf by jeru411 October 29, 2009
man spatula
A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.
I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
man spatula by jeru411 December 23, 2008