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"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"
"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"
"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"
by jeru411 March 7, 2007
Get the do the thing mug.Short for Share the Welf(are).
Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.
Term that describes when one buys food for all his friends using his government-paid Food Stamp Card.
Chad was running out of days to use up the money on his food stamp card, so luckily for me he was willing to share the welf.
by jeru411 October 29, 2009
Get the Share the welf mug.When you are banging a chick, and you stick a french fry up her ass and then use it to draw the golden arches on her forehead
The other day, I bought my girl a #2 super sized at Mickey D's, but little did she know I was just in it for the Dirty Ronald.
by jeru411 March 10, 2007
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Get the browner pastures mug.Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
by jeru411 May 28, 2013
Get the B.F.T.D.S. mug.A play off the holiday "Cinco de Mayo", but is pretty much just an excuse to drink on the 5th day of every March. And after all, any excuse to drink is a good one.
Bob: "What are you going to do for Cinco de Marcho?"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
Tony: "Same thing as you, go to the bar and get blacked out drunk!"
by jeru411 March 3, 2010
Get the Cinco de Marcho mug.A beercan that is crushed and then used to flip food on the grill. Man spatulas are most commonly seen tailgating at football games.
I was at the Pats game this weekend, and I could taste booze in my burger. It must've been from the man spatula.
by jeru411 December 23, 2008
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