shtonk

Thank you.

Mom - that turkey was like nectar!......Shtonk!

by Maryann November 26, 2003

Shtonk

Tonk of that ciggy

ah mate give me a shtonk or that rollie

by heir xkwnx June 17, 2019

Shtonk

A work to shout while high on spice meaning fuck all

2 fucking retards on spice running around high as fucking shouting shtonk

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Shtonk

A work to shout while high on spice meaning fuck all

2 fucking retards on spice running around high as fucking shouting shtonk

by anonymous December 13, 2020

Shtonk and Run

When you have sex with a girl once or multiple times with the ultimate goal of never seeing her again.

I just met the girl for the first time last night and had sex. It was a great shtonk and run!

by ArtofAwesome September 25, 2011

Shtonk On

Meaning that you have an erection at the present time or talking about one in the past. The 'Shtonk' being the erection an the 'on' meaning you have it, so a Shtonk off would of course mean you dont have one.

Did you see ben? he had a huge shtonk on over dave, what a gay!

by DaveMorgan December 25, 2008

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

by Phuqit November 11, 2006