shtonk

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Thank you.

Mom - that turkey was like nectar!......Shtonk!

shtonk by Maryann November 26, 2003

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Shtonk

Tonk of that ciggy

ah mate give me a shtonk or that rollie

Shtonk by heir xkwnx June 17, 2019

Related Words

shtonk • Shtonk and Run • Shtonk On • Shtonked • Shtonky • stonk • shonk • shronk • stonker • shlonk

Shtonk

A work to shout while high on spice meaning fuck all

2 fucking retards on spice running around high as fucking shouting shtonk

Shtonk by anonymous December 13, 2020

Shtonk

A work to shout while high on spice meaning fuck all

2 fucking retards on spice running around high as fucking shouting shtonk

Shtonk by anonymous December 13, 2020

Shtonk and Run

When you have sex with a girl once or multiple times with the ultimate goal of never seeing her again.

I just met the girl for the first time last night and had sex. It was a great shtonk and run!

Shtonk and Run by ArtofAwesome September 25, 2011

Shtonk On

Meaning that you have an erection at the present time or talking about one in the past. The 'Shtonk' being the erection an the 'on' meaning you have it, so a Shtonk off would of course mean you dont have one.

Did you see ben? he had a huge shtonk on over dave, what a gay!

Shtonk On by DaveMorgan December 25, 2008

Shtork

A peculiar type of long, wet fart that can only made while engaged in the mutual joys of picking your nose and taking a huge dump. It makes you laugh hard--the ultimate multi-task.

I heard Steve's loud shtork through the bathroom walls and he laughed so hard that he fell off the bowl!

Shtork by Phuqit November 11, 2006

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026