Shlonker 

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

Shlonker by King definition April 21, 2015

Shlonker 

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

Shlonker by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

shlonker faced

getting really drunk and out of control

H: I'm not sure I remember everything that happened last night...I'm pretty sure things got a little crazy, yes?

W: Yeah, you were totally shlonker faced

shlonker faced by eastside_girl0649 September 12, 2012

Shlongered 

When something is beyond repair, unfixable or otherwise fully shlongered.

Zach: “hey, is that hose fitting salvageable or do we need a new one?”

Caden: “no way! It’s completely and utterly shlongered”.

Shlongered by Zach Pitzler October 4, 2019

shlonkey 

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

shlonkey by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

shlockered 

(Noun) Very, very intoxicated. See also drunk, wasted.

Boy do I have a hangover. I got shlockered last night.

shlockered by ChelseaV September 11, 2005

Shloker

A badass with a heart of gold. The girls love his humor and the guys are jealous of his awesomeness

Damn dude... that guy is so Shloker.

Shloker by Shloker Maximus July 15, 2011