shronk

haha your momma gay

person 1: shronk
person 2: Adrian Michael I will beat your ass

by FatBitchIncorporated May 5, 2018

shronk

Shronk is another word for cunt

you are a shronk

by halo134 February 29, 2016

shronk

so, I was walking back home from school, and I saw a dark figure in a group of bushes to my left. In fear of my life, I ran. As I was running all I heard the figure say was "SHRONK". I turned around and saw Shrek but it was different. he had a large grey beard and large moobs. I finally made it home, and I realized that shronk was just Shrek's uncle

"I just saw shronk last week"

by bigfatno November 1, 2019

Shronk

Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.

*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT

by The High Priest of Shronkism June 29, 2018

SHRONK

SHRONK is a mutated version of Shrek and Mike Wazowski. You can use this word in place of any other word of your choice. And sometimes you can just scream it out for no reason, depends on how you're feeling.

What the SHRONK did you just say to me?

You better chill before I SHRONK you up.

by Tracey:) February 4, 2017

Shronk

Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.

“Are you ready to pray to shronk?” “Yes, bröther.”

by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018

Shronk

God

Shronk is god

by Suck my lemons March 9, 2020