by FatBitchIncorporated May 05, 2018
so, I was walking back home from school, and I saw a dark figure in a group of bushes to my left. In fear of my life, I ran. As I was running all I heard the figure say was "SHRONK". I turned around and saw Shrek but it was different. he had a large grey beard and large moobs. I finally made it home, and I realized that shronk was just Shrek's uncle
by bigfatno November 01, 2019
Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.
*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
by The High Priest of Shronkism June 29, 2018
SHRONK is a mutated version of Shrek and Mike Wazowski. You can use this word in place of any other word of your choice. And sometimes you can just scream it out for no reason, depends on how you're feeling.
by Tracey:) February 04, 2017
Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.
by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018