Shrek, but in higher celestial form. Shronk is art. Shronk is the reason life exists, for he created life. He created you. Some people do not understand the art of Shronk. Shronk will come to earth at one time in the future and lay waste upon the non-believers that do not believe in Shronk. You must worship Shronk. Shronk will give you eternal life, or eternal pain and misery. Shronk has no mercy. Shronk is god. Higher than god. Shronk is. Shronk simpy is.
*sitting around dinner table*
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
Person A: Yo what religion do you believe in?
Person B: Are you not Shronkian?
Person A: What the fuck are you on?
Person B: I WILL NOT BREAK BREAD WITH A NON-BELIEVER PEASANT
by The High Priest of Shronkism June 29, 2018
Our lord and savior. Shronk is forgiveness. He is happiness and sadness. He is the sixth sense. He is the messiah.
by sodium-chloride September 30, 2018
A beautiful creature that lives on Mount Olympus with Zeus and his gang gang. He took over as the god king after the others saw his true form. Shronk is a savior he saved a young child from getting pushed off a mountain. Then he turned into the world's most practiced religion. With 6 billion people worshipping him every day. Shronk is unstoppable.
by SHRONK_THE_WALK January 1, 2020
by SHRONKER6900 October 30, 2017
by Gordiesgal December 22, 2019