Depends

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)

"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"

by anonymous January 10, 2005

Depends

1. Padded undergarments used to minimise discomfort and embarrassment of sufferers from weak bladders.

2. May also be used during intense moments of laughter.

3. A call-out term after hearing a funny joke.

Depends! Depends! (That was funny. Please bring me my Depends before I wet myself).

by Amy August 23, 2004

Depends

Some big ass diapers!

We went to the store the other day and saw some fatties buyin Depends!

by 0celloman9 July 26, 2008

Depends

A specialised type of pad used by elderly women in case of bladder leakage.

An example of one of the commercials :

Dolores: Fack Edna, I'm pissing like a racehorse!

Edna: Well grab yourself some Depends, bitch! We gotta go get all up in that at the club!

Dolores: Fo real!

by Joel April 14, 2005

Depends

Indian for, I wore my sexiest lingerie and asked you to be my wife.

I wore my depends today.

by Dick December 26, 2005

depender

Someone that takes an ink pen from somebody else and never returns it. The depender uses various techniques such as asking to borrow a pen then keeping it or helping themself to a pen that was left unattended. This results in the owner of the missing pen being left without one.

After searching on the desk, in the drawers and then under it, for their favorite writing instrument but not finding it, the individual realized they had once again fallen victim to the mysterious depender.

by jpg3 November 29, 2011

it depends

it depends applies to probably everything. just cause you gangsta dont mean you from the ghetto, and just cause you're from the suburbs doesnt mean you're rich/middle class

Person 1: Yo this kid is from the 'burbs, he prolly rich asf
Person 2: it depends

by Anonymousmf123 May 19, 2020