shlonked

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Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

shlonked by kebablalova December 16, 2013

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Shlonked

A definition of how hard you hit your head

I shlonked my head on the car trunk because I didn’t see how low it was

Shlonked by Gay ham sandwich March 3, 2019

Related Words

shlonked • Slonked • Shlonker • [shlinked] • shlocked • Shlonged • shlonkerburg • Shlanked • shlonkered • shlonker faced

shlonked

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

shlonked by kebablalova December 16, 2013

shlonkey

An enormous penis

Bruh I got a big ole shlonkey

shlonkey by jsvplayz June 3, 2018

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

Shmonked by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

Slonked by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Shtonked

Extremely high, after smoking really good marijuana.

“Dude, I’m so shtonked right now.”

Shtonked by Ralph Planet November 14, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026