shonk

A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.

Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shonk

to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.

Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!

by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 04, 2003

shonk

Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.

shonks have big noses because the air is free

by polruan September 30, 2010

shonk

The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment. A slang term used to describe an individual who has "babyish" behaviors, even as an adult.

You are such a shonk titty!

by Ricky Casino June 12, 2007

shonk

Anybody that stands out, in whichever way: possitive or negative.

One shonk in the family's good/bad enough.

by krds March 21, 2009

shonk

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man with a shiney head: 'i am a shonk'

by the_non_shonk March 29, 2005

shonk

Old-fashioned British derogatory word for someone Jewish

Shonks go to synagogues.

by polruan November 10, 2010