Shonk

A broken penis

Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.

by Tom Bueller October 5, 2010

shonk

A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.

Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk

by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003

shonk

to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.

Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!

by bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. October 4, 2003

Shonk

A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk

"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"

by Shonky von shonkerton January 20, 2009

Shonk

Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit

Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.

by The Shonkmeister March 11, 2011

shonk

Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.

shonks have big noses because the air is free

by polruan September 30, 2010

shonk

The sound emitted when a baby is nursing on the mammalian breast for nourishment. A slang term used to describe an individual who has "babyish" behaviors, even as an adult.

You are such a shonk titty!

by Ricky Casino July 8, 2007