nuts

1. Crazy
2. Testicles
3. Things which monkeys eat.
That monkey is nuts. I've given it some nuts, and it's rubbing them on its nuts.
by Viz March 16, 2003
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body part that a lot of famous people grab on stage
hey bob is that guy sqeezing his nuts?
by carol November 25, 2003
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by herbie August 25, 2004
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The highest possible hand in poker. Playing Hold 'em, if you hold As, 3s and the board is Qs, 8s, Kd, 2s, 9c you are said to be holding "the nuts." The terminology is said to refer to the fact that poker is a partial information game, meaning that when you bet, you don't know if you're winning or losing. This being the case, you have to have "nuts" (as in testicles) to have the nerve to bet. The only case when you can bet in poker without "testicles" would be if you had the best possible hand and could not be beaten, hence the term "nuts"
Joe won that large pot over Carl because Carl only had a flush, but Joe had the nuts with four of a kind.
by Poker Player March 29, 2004
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1. the small round objects that males have, located in the scrotum
2.girls,usually hott ones, like to kick, punch, bite, knee, or otherwise injure a mans nuts, often for enjoyment
The hott girl kicked the boy in the nuts and he fell to the floor in pain.
by coolkid99 November 08, 2005
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recently popularized in the show jericho season 1 finale when a story is told of a time in Bastone when General Anthony McAuliff responded to the Germans' order to surrender with a one-word reply: "Nuts." (see The Battle of The Bulge)
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Jess: *mmph* ohh your nuts are so good!
Josh: Yes. They are peanuts.
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