shampathy

The appearance of sincere concern yet with insincere motives, usually with the goal of gaining sexual gratification or the positive appraisal of one's personality by others. nb. Males usually seek the former goal, females the latter.

Tony knew that Emma had just lost her boyfriend and he figured a little shampathy might get him laid.

Andrea thought Josh was a really nice guy when he came to console her after losing her father. However, after Josh tried to grope her while giving her a hug, Andrea suspected it was just shampathy.

shampathy by Rico2112 November 26, 2010

Sympathy d'or 

The type of ballon d'or which Penaldo fans and Bayern munich fans want Lewandowski to win in 2021 because ballon d'or was cancelled in 2020.

Lewandisney deserves the sympathy d'or not ballon d'or.

Sympathy d'or by LM0710 October 6, 2021

shampotty 

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

shampotty by Telephony March 20, 2011

Sympathy Laugh 

When you laugh at someones joke just because you feel sorry for them.

Man, that comedian was only getting sympathy laughs.

Sympathy Laugh by Orgasmatron666 January 23, 2009

penis sympathy 

The faint, lingering feeling of vicarious pain most men feel when they hear of another man in a situation where his penis has been injured.

Hey Jack, remember the end of that fishing trip when the car trunk accidentally slammed down on Phil's crotch? Man, I couldn't have sex for days after that one.

penis sympathy by Moggraider August 12, 2005

sympathy seeker 

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

sympathy seeker by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

Shampitty 

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone

Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"

Shampitty by MikeMacE January 15, 2009