pits 

Describes a person, action or event that is awful, terrible, hopeless and not worthy of mention. It is pathetic and woeful beyond belief.

It is often used before 'the'. For example, Penman's attempts to pick up women are "the pits." The pits is also interchangeable with the use of "Charles Lie" or "Angus Lie." e.g. Gus Lie is "Charles Lie"

pits by frothies May 23, 2010

pits 

pits are short for "armpits" otherwise called underarms

Sara shaves her pits before wearing a sleeveless top.

Johnny has very hairy pits.

Chris said he was not ticklish, but 4of us ganged up on him and found he had uber-ticklish pits.

pits by greenheart September 2, 2007

Pits 

aka shitty

this town is pits.

Pits by deathgirl27 May 18, 2003

Pits 

A place in Taupo New Zealand, where the “cool” kids like to take their utes and mean as whips with their underage girls in the back to hang out. Typically, vaping, mdma, smoking cones, eating maccas and statutory rape are undertaken here.

Let’s go hang out at pits

Wanna go to pits tonight?

Pits by Yeah_the_boys September 3, 2019

PITS 

Primates In TrackSuits, inhabitants of ASDA, Netto and McDonalds.

Netto is full of PITS.

PITS by Grimble February 22, 2008

pits 

An expletive to replace fuck, shit, stinks, or sucks. Stands for Penis Is Too Small.

After whipping out his whopping mini-weiner, Fundo's girlfriend exclaimed, "That pits!!!"

pits by authOOr July 10, 2006

Pits 

the "pits" is having killed all the veins in your arms as a junkie, and having to shoot in the arm pits for a fresh vein. ouch! it's an old underground term.

I can't hit him in the arm a again the tracks aare to thick, looks like it's the pits.

Pits by chris The inspector October 23, 2005