Shampitty 

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone

Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"

Shampitty by MikeMacE January 15, 2009

shampotty 

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

shampotty by Telephony March 20, 2011

Shmitty 

Shmitty Is a Gaming YouTube channel who makes Roblox videos, he started in 2017 and still makes videos to date. He is also known for video game development on Roblox, most people dislike him.

Hey did you watch Shmitty's new video?
No, I haven't got a chance yet.

Shmitty by Lucky Matt October 22, 2019

shaditty 

sha·dit·ty

shady + shitty = shaditty

Something that is both simultaneously shady and shitty.

Did you see that eBay auction? That guy was trying to sell a piece of art after changing the artist's signature. SHADITTY!

shaditty by cloude January 27, 2006

shapetty 

A way to intensify "PETTY" to descirbe a petty moment.

"Did you see what she said about your outfit on facebook?? She's shapetty!!!"

shapetty by Itzarexx June 12, 2017

Shagritty Titty 

A bumpy and ridgy areola.

“Hey man what happened to your lip”
“I was with a girl last night and she had a shagritty titty.”

Shagritty Titty by Big Kaylon June 6, 2022

shampathy

The appearance of sincere concern yet with insincere motives, usually with the goal of gaining sexual gratification or the positive appraisal of one's personality by others. nb. Males usually seek the former goal, females the latter.

Tony knew that Emma had just lost her boyfriend and he figured a little shampathy might get him laid.

Andrea thought Josh was a really nice guy when he came to console her after losing her father. However, after Josh tried to grope her while giving her a hug, Andrea suspected it was just shampathy.

shampathy by Rico2112 November 26, 2010