shampotty

The same thing as shampee and shampiddle; that is, a bottle of shampoo that's been wrecked because some dillhole uranated into it.

John Grass uranated into bottles of shampoo at the Juneau Receiving Home in the very early-1980s, thus converting them into shampotty and subsequently earning the nickname "The Shampoo Killer".

by Telephony March 20, 2011

Shampitty

To shampoo your armpit hair so as to remove the smell of stale sweat. Usually more effective than soap alone

Tim: "Man, my pits are rank"
Reed: "Well did you shampitty?"

by MikeMacE January 15, 2009

shabotty

shabotty...short for shotty bottle...(bong).

hey yo. pass the shabotty biznitch.

by bazzne July 20, 2008

sympottyco

The phenomenon that occurs in the men's room when the sound of one man urinating causes the other men using the facilities to begin urinating as well.

Tex: "Have you noticed that when several guys are in the men's room, they all start to pee at about the same time? It's like we're all sympottyco, get it?"

Philip: "Dude. What's wrong with you? Guys don't talk about stuff like this."

by Anna LeStache October 6, 2011

Shampost

The frazzled ends of a sheep’s wool.

My hair is so shamposty today!

by PedestrianJon October 12, 2005

shampoot

The act of farting in the shower. It is usually done without thinking first. For some reason only the gods know, these farts smell a billion times worse than normal gas passing.

I was rinsing, lathering, and repeating before I let out the mother of shampoots.

by G Freezy March 8, 2009

shapetty

A way to intensify "PETTY" to descirbe a petty moment.

"Did you see what she said about your outfit on facebook?? She's shapetty!!!"

by Itzarexx June 12, 2017