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A concoction used to cleanse one's scalp. Its ingredients consist of:

1 part sham
1 part poo
Dang, I wish Greasy Gary would use some shampoo.
by Wojeezy May 24, 2008
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a spanish word meaning the flipflop
used by latin moms to beat their child's ass
by allygator February 07, 2015
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What some people call the Orca whale Shamu at Seaworld in San Diego USA.
{trainer in the water with Shamu}: Here Shampoo!
{Shamu} Emits several brief squeals and then douches his trainer rather thoroughly with huge jets of water
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by Telephony August 12, 2016
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When you drink a LOT one night, and then the next day you drink a little but get very drunk. Just like when you shampoo and you just use a little bit and get tons of suds.
I only drank a beer but I shampooed from last night. I'm wasted !
by Oshkosshbygosh April 27, 2014
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A fake turd.

Derived from combination of sham and poo.
I thought the dog had managed to crap in the bathroom cabinet, but it was just shampoo.
by Pipe Downn March 21, 2010
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A creamy goo used to clean a person's hair it also makes it feel & smell good
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten thanks for letting me use your Shampoo this morning!
Kiersten : No problem I noticed your hair was a little greasy!
Kaylee : No!!! I Had just ran out I wash my hair everday!
Kiersten : Whatever! Last night Jake came for me 3 times it must be my new Shampoo I think it really stimulates his penis!
Chad : Wow Kaylee I never noticed how sexy your hair was til today wanna come up to my office and let me cum for you?
Kaylee : Sure Chad maybe after work you can come to my place and Shampoo my hair!
Chad : You know Kaylee this could lead to a promotion for you!
Kiersten : Damn't Kaylee! You took my sexy Shampoo this morning! YOU BITCH!
by SlopNChop May 21, 2018
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A liquid substance used by everyone, excluding those too poor to afford it, rednecks (they use soap instead), and the French (they hate showering).
Normal person: Shampoo is a part of my showering routine.

Poor person: I wish I could afford shampoo.

Redneck: I'm too much of a man to use shampoo.

French person: Je déteste pour verser. Je déteste le shampooing.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 10, 2003
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