545 definitions by Telephony

sweepinator

A pair of contestants who excels on the TV game show Supermarket Sweep.

Look at that sweepintor go!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!

by Telephony June 1, 2020

sack-e-poo

A phrase (spoken as though it were a single word) that simply means, "bed".

{Paul} After I finish this smoke, I'm gonna hit the sack-e-poo.
{Craig} Sounds good. Good night Paul!

by Telephony September 18, 2019

Tolietty Money

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.

We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?

by Telephony May 13, 2015

incredible shitting chihuahua

A chihuahua (breed of dog) that defecates much more than you'd expect a small dog to leave a shit.

Toby is known as the incredible shitting chihuahua because he shits in the yard so much!

by Telephony November 2, 2018

diaper muscle

The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.

Barbara, your face is as smooth as a baby's diaper muscle! What kind of skin cream do you use?

by Telephony August 3, 2012

There's poo-poo on the floor

When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫

by Telephony August 31, 2016

leave a stinky

To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.

Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.

by Telephony February 16, 2019