545 definitions by Telephony
Look at that sweepintor go!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!
The health & beauty aids section has a lot of products in small packages, but that sweepinator knows that they'll bring big bucks at the checkout counter!
by Telephony June 1, 2020
{Paul} After I finish this smoke, I'm gonna hit the sack-e-poo.
{Craig} Sounds good. Good night Paul!
{Craig} Sounds good. Good night Paul!
by Telephony September 18, 2019
What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
by Telephony May 13, 2015
by Telephony November 2, 2018
The baby equivalent of the toilet muscle; often used as a substitute for baby's bottom or baby's butt; as in, "as smooth as a baby's butt.
by Telephony August 3, 2012
When you find that your beloved pet dog has defecated all over the floor (the kitchen floor in particular; but carpeted floors throughout the house would still qualify), you sing this little jingle.
{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
♫ Don't shit in the stereo ♫
♫ There's poo-poo on the floor, ♫
by Telephony August 31, 2016
To leave a shit that is unexpectedly stinky and intentionally failing to flush the loo afterward; the unflushed poo really fucking reeks and makes the bathroom stink to high heaven.
Johnny retaliated for his mother asking him to clean his room by going into the bathroom to leave a stinky.
by Telephony February 16, 2019