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schlorgis 

A stumbling fool that is engaged in rowdy drunken behavior.
“Hey that’s white Forest Whitaker
Nah he’s just pulling a Schlorgis”
schlorgis by TinyDickSheriff November 22, 2021
Words you can keep

schlack schlorts 

When you roll up your slacks and turn them into schlorts.
Yo bruh, nice schlack schlorts!

Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

Schlongus Interruptus

Synonym for Penis Withdrawal, which is a contraceptive or birth control method. Can also be termed Coitus Interruptus, or the "Pulling Out" method.

Used by Hank Shrader in the popular television series Breaking Bad to poke fun at a hooker during her questioning.
Wendy: I have Medical Issues!
Hank: Medical Issues? Like Penis Withdrawal? Schlongus Interruptus?

Schlongus Dongus 

Waking a Polack up in the morning by spraying your load in their face. Derived from the Polish tradition of Smingus Dingus where Poles throw water in each other's faces to wake each other up on Polish New Year and shout "Smingus Dingus".
Alina drank so much vodka last night she passed out. I tried to wake her up nicely in the morning for a rogering but she was out cold so I just had to Schlongus Dongus in her face. That woke her up.

Schlongitarian 

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...
All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!
Schlongitarian by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

SCHLONGSIMP 

A king of simps. Simp is someone who put people that they like in a pedestal treating them like they are royalty.
Schlongsimp is someone like Juan. Juan was playing with his friends. Maria asked if Juan wanted to play, so Juan said that he was too tired, betraying his friends, and went to play lol with his simp queen!
SCHLONGSIMP by NeguP0 December 17, 2020
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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