Whitaker

An awful sexual act preformed with a man and women involving multiple male ejaculations and female "reemings".

Man that girl is so kinky, she let me do a whitaker on her. i reemed her in the cornhole until she craped and fed it to her in one part of the whitaker

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS August 1, 2009

Whitaker

It is the act of bringing your crack dealer to your family’s thanksgiving dinner,;
Or
Making Whitey Bulger head of gaming in Los Vegas;
Or
Bringing a retarded girl you had sex with to your grandmother’s funeral and have her give the eulogy;

I put a Whitaker at the head of the justice department.

by Lblanche November 9, 2018

Whitaker

An annoying bitch, usually in the form of a school teacher.

Whom everyone secretly hates.

What a Whitaker! BITCH!

by da school d00d May 20, 2009

Whitaker

(Verb): To make a fool of oneself in such a way as to induce laughter on both sides

During my deposition, I pulled a Whitaker and everyone laughed and laughed and laughed. Later I was sent to prison.

by Neumahn February 8, 2019

whitaker

A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.

Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."

by Anna Maria Vansant has a weniner November 26, 2007

whitaker

A guy with an outrageously humongous penis. Can be seen from space by the naked eye.

Erik-"DUDE! Did you see that Tj boy?"
Chad-"OMFG YES! From that huge bulge in his pants you could tell her had one of those whitaker cocks."

by Anna Maria Vansant has a weniner November 25, 2007

whitaker

a micro penis, almost to small to see with the naked eye.

sarah said anthony had a whitaker cock

by oneflymofo June 29, 2007