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Maria is a weird, outgoing, crazy, loud bitch. She's somebody you can definitely go to when you have a problem because she's a good listener, but she'll also speak the truth about what she thinks. Don't lie to a Maria because she's going to turn you into a huma shish-kabob. Don't piss a Maria off because she'll beat your ass. Get yourself a Maria! They're the best!
Maria is my favorite human ever!
by RealLifeMoana January 10, 2017
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Maria is a very talented person who knows how to make someone smile. She is the person you would want to trust with anything in anyway! She can be outgoing at times but may also be shy. Maria is the kind of person who will put others before herself. She loves to challenge herself and is very competitive. She is also very generous and is always creating something new everyday!
boy1: Man! I wish my girl was like Maria!

boy2: Same dude!
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A girl who is laughing her ass off by searching for her definition and finding this...
Maria is laughing her ass off.
by WATER MELOOONNN!!! January 20, 2018
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The most amazing,beautiful,funny girl you will ever meet makes your heart melt with her smile and can make a whole room stop when she walks in. She has a great personality and is very smart but is a little flirtatious. Any boy is more than lucky to have her in there life
Damn is that a maria
by Long shlong69 April 01, 2017
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Maria. One name that can change your life forever. A Maria, is kind sweet and amazing. You think about her every time you wake up, and when you go to sleep she stays in your dreams. She so delicate, you won't ever want to hurt her. But I have, yet she still treats me right. She forgives and loves. Maria is the true defintion of love. She makes me fall in love every time I talk to her. Although she doesn't want to fall for me, at times it seems like we have the moments where she really loves me. She is truly an amazing person and I wish one day I can have her heart again.
Maria is an amazing person.
by Stillinlovewithher February 23, 2014
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Maria is a girl that isn't afraid to tell you that she loves you. The minute you meet her, she takes your heart. Her beauty has this way of stunning you every time you see her. She makes you the happiest guy in the world, and you can't stop loving her. If you ever lose a Maria, you will regret it for the rest of your life. Maria is someone to cherish while you have her. She will always love to joke around with you, and be near you. You can never stop loving a Maria. I love my Maria, and will never quit.
I love my Maria, and will never let her go.
by Adventure!!!!!! December 24, 2012
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A godess the most beatiful creature on earth her eyes are stars SHE IS PERFECT she is talented start and extreamily beautiful marias attract lots of men
Boy1:ive been thinking about her all night
Boy2:who
Boy1:MARIA
boy2:ikr shes extreamly beautiful 😍😍😍
by VAAAAACAAAAA20055 September 24, 2016
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