Someone who does way too much for a person they like
Brian shu the simp: I bought her a car and a whole ass house and we not even dating!
Nathan the pimp: U a simp.
by Pimpinnotsimpin March 22, 2020
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A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Ben is a major simp for ditching us for those hoes.
by SimpSensei February 01, 2020
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a word that everyone overuses w/out the correct definition. it means a guy that is overly desperate for women, especially if she is a bad person, or has expressed her disinterest in him whom which he continues to obsess over. They're usually just virgins that will accept coochie from anyone regardless of who they are. respec wamansimpery.
A: "dude, Vanessa keeps saying no when I ask her out. Shes all "stop asking me out, I barely know you and this has become more of an obsession than a friendship"... Isn't she so smart? "
B: "shut the fuck up simp"
by yovishi April 09, 2020
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There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P (simp), Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
by B-bree April 05, 2020
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It is when a male is overly submissive to a female and gains nothing from it. So overly submissive that other guys cringe and feel ashamed when seeing them. This applies to males in relationships when they are so submissive that they say literally anything to be in favor with the female.
Jake: Bro, did you hear what collin said to his girl?
Alex: Yeah, he's such a Simp he's embarrassing to be around.
by Odyssey, The Anti Simp September 02, 2020
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A simp is like a starving lion, decrepit and weak, but as soon as it sees meat or possibilities of female companionship, he exerts all his energy in order to grab the prey. The lion will often fail because of how weak he has become from lack of food, it’s the same for the simp, his lack of confidence or social awareness makes him to weak to grab any prey - Jewce Man
“She is literally my everything” - Simp

“I have trouble imagining my life without you” - Simp

“Even tho we haven’t meet in person yet, I already be knowing that you going to be looking gooodddddd and beautiful asl” - Simp

“Even tho sometimes we don’t talk or call through the whole day, that’s not gonna stop me from talking or texting you” - Simp

“Even tho some people say that u use me for my money or stuff, u don’t. I send u money or buy u food or do both because I gotta make sure my queen gets her nails did etc or if she’s hungry I gotta make sure she eats” - Simp

Wise Words: “Today I call on all simps to end their suffering... Get over her you are better than this, you‘re not worthless because of your lack of Blue Eyes White Dragons... you’re not in love simp, you are in love with the idea of love. Love won’t fix your lack of self confidence, don’t allude yourself into thinking she will make you happy, learn to be happy with yourself and trust me, the coochie will come naturally... Now fly simp! Transcend into the next level, today is the day you start your journey into the light... Omg, you look so beautiful, the way you twirl in the wind, simp!” - Jewce Man

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