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schlongis

yeah in other words...a penis u idiots
Will wishes he had a bigger sch-longis than John!!!!!
by Hitokiri Battousai October 9, 2003
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schlongis

a big hairy genetle
my schlongis is much longer than johns!
by will October 1, 2003
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Schlong control

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.
by Chad Apollo May 30, 2018
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Long schlong telegong

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
by gollomosh September 3, 2022
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Schrödinger's Schlong

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad
by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018
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Schingisch

Schingisch is a univiversal expression, which will replace an expression within a sentence.
Hey Schingisch. You look schingisch. Your Taste is schingisch. Schingisch.
by Schingisch May 20, 2021
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Schlong Doggled

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.
That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...
by bobondeez February 23, 2013
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