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An abbreviation that stands for 'laugh out loud' to you, but 'lots of love' for your mom.
Mom: Grandma just died. LOL
Son: Mom what the fuck?
by dyhtgrew April 25, 2017
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From STEM, an abbreviation short for "Science, Technology, Engineering and Mathematics", a STEMlord is a pejorative term for a particular kind of person who has studied in these areas at university or works in these fields who holds a pretentious, condescending attitude to anyone who has studied in any other fields, particularly the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "intelligent" and "rational", while generally remaining incredibly ignorant outside of their areas of expertise and having the charisma of a rotting pig's backside.
"Ugh, I wish Reddit wasn't full of STEMlords the entire goddamn time."
by nopeidontneedanameok October 15, 2015
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Loyalty Over Law (LOL)
Means to be loyal to the street not to the police
Loyalty over law (LOL) is how I live
by LKL1 December 04, 2019
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It's original definition was "Laughing out loud" (also written occasionally as "Lots of Laughs"), used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

Now, it is overused to the point where nobody laughs out loud when they say it. In fact, they probably don't even give a shit about what you just wrote. More accurately, the acronym "lol" should be redefined as "Lack of laughter."

Depending on the chatter, its definition may vary. The list of its meanings includes, but is not limited to:
1) "I have nothing worthwhile to contribute to this conversation."
2) "I'm too lazy to read what you just wrote so I'm typing something useless in hopes that you'll think I'm still paying attention."
3) "Your statement lacks even the vaguest trace of humor but I'll pretend I'm amused."
4) "This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence-filler 'lol.'"

See: lmao, lmfao, rofl, lawl, heh, haha, lolol, and 120 for similarities.
Statement: Sorry if I'm not too cheery, my best friend just died yesterday.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: The golden ratio is truely an intersting aspect of not only mathematics, but art as well.
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: ... And then he says, "Your mom goes to college!"
Worthless Reply: lol

Statement: Hey, are you doing anything tonight? You could come over to my house and play some Unreal Tournie...
Worthless Reply: lol, ok
by no_one_2000 August 10, 2005
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used to make something sound less serious or more of a joke even if it's not. similarly used: haha, lmao, lmfao
are you okay?
yeah lol

ur not mad right?
no lol
by condombanana October 19, 2020
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when replying to a text some might respond by saying lol meaning : Laugh Out Loud
(texting)

mom : your father tripped over a stick and fell at the park
son: lol
by yanna602 November 07, 2015
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The name 'Lol' is an abreviated form of the name 'Laurence'.
"Hey Lol, you alright?"

"..Well i was chattin to Lol and he said.."
by Lol B February 06, 2009
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